But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
