He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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