im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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