The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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