in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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