nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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