People in love make me want to vomit
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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