I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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