My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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