32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
