You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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