Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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