Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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