Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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