Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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