Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Randomize
