you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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