i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
did i just pee glitter
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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