Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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