that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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