they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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