need another drink. this is the easiest way
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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