I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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