wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Even my vagina gasped.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Randomize
