Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
