using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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