I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
NoShamevember. You game?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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