question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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