Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Do vagina's smell?
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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