my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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