they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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