"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
the room spins SO much faster in panama
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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