We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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