Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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