there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Terrible idea I love it
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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