Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
i think my cat just said my name.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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