Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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