Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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