Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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