This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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