ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
and you fell through a lawn chair
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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