So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Define "chronic" masturbator.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Randomize
