There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
