Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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