just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
i drank out of a bidet.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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