quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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