I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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