Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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