She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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