the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
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