I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
My liver just had a heart attack.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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