R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
The struggles of a small town man whore
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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