Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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