When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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